Breaking News. In the footsteps of Gallagher I selling his act to Gallagher II, Triumph the Insult Dog has just announced a major lawsuit against Donald Trump for stealing his act and trading on Triumph's good name.
According to Triumph, "My poop is too good for him". And that is a quote. Further "I would not even sniff that thing that is on top of his head, squashed roadkill is at least American made."
And now Trump has said mother*&!$ers in a public venue. "Take it from me, that man has no class" was Triumph's response on hearing of Trump's outburst.
"I cannot be with you because of all the nasty divorce proceedings with NBC, but I want you to do me a favor. Whenever, and whereever you see the Insult Candidate, you go up to him and you tell him"You're Fired, you poop".